I'm Back!

Hey guys!

First official, not phone, post in FOREVER!
(Thank you, hotel computers.)

I...missed...you...so...much!

And you missed me too, didn't you?

This is my Christmas present from

me to you ; being back!

Anyways.

Now THAT is what I call a fun trip.

In a few days when I actually arrive home

I will go back and edit the post that

my Uncle Jimmy did - let's give him

a huge round of applause for taking care

of my blog when I was gone - and I am going to

type what happened that day. Thanks for

still reading {if you haven't stopped already}

and start checking out my blog now that you know

I am finally back {calm down, you can atop cheering!}

You guys are great, I just can't tell you

how great. Better go to sleep. For me it's on the road again.

Off the Ship!

HI!
I didn't know how much I loved posting
until I couldn't! Like I said, hard to type on
a phone but I'll try to do my best! I just go
off of the cruise ship and I want to say THANK YOU
SO MUCH to my awesome Uncle Jimmy! I am not yet back to
my house, but heading home is almost as good. Thanks
again! I REALLY hope I get the prize for posting all
month now!

Last time

This is my last time to post.
I got a big, huge THANK YOU from Zoe!
And thanks for hanging in there, while
I posted all of those other posts!

Almost Back

Zoe is going to be back in a few days!
YAY! Now I don't have to worry about all this
typing.

Food

Don't you love food?
Truth is, I am desperate.
What to say, what to do, what to post about.
Why don't you guys give me some ideas?

Hi

Hi!
I have to go now.
Bye!

zzzzzz

Tired.
It's another post at 1:30 AM.


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Numbers, numbers, numbers

1...2...3!
Numbers are fun, numbers are cool.
Numbers, numbers and more numbers.

1093750103892374920011938140984901845476884
5674698471090100029374466186277637382689566
1837892462890746826487204678256578261479389
5825627856278691874981092839018390183932113
1078495778261429801874891658181757867646642
43567628910984137842610187461515664646464666

lots o' letters

I am just going to be weird right now.
I have nothing better to do, plus Zoe gave
me permission to post whatever I want as long
as I post at least once everyday :)

slfurweoithwo8tihw89tuyhfr23587u89iohauihafuiah87r6329
38436482375987r8diasjhideuw895235urksjdaklfrugikhloutw
5892y689rhesf89w57u3j5oiujw89fhseio5h98wryhwio8ty89ew
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We all MISS ZOE

I miss Zoe! Don't you guys?
I don't know how in the world she keeps
up with posting like this EVERYDAY! And keeping
them NOT boring & weird & short & bad & etc, etc, etc.

Now it's Tuesday

Time flies! Tuesday,the 16th of December, it is.
It turns out me and Zo are having totally cool awesome
vacation right now in two totally different cool places.

2:00 AM on Monday

Yikes it's early! I am almost forgot about this blog!
Obviously, I am Zoe's uncle, not Zoe -
considering Zoe would never even remotely forget about
her blog!

Off to bed I go...

1:00 am on Monday

Yikes it's early! I am almost forgot about this blog!
Obviously, I am Zoe's uncle considering Zoe would never
even remotley forget about her blog!

Off to bed I go...

Orlando, FL

Hi everyone! I am ZOE, this time, because I got internet access from
my mom's phone! But it is really hard to type on here, so don't expect
this post to be any longer than previous messages my uncle has been posting.
I stayed in Orlando, Florida last night and I am thinking HOW COOL it would be to go
to Disney World! And I am pretty sure I am going because I heard my
parents talking about it! I am so sorry this post isn't following up to
the usual istarr potential, but like I said IPHONE + LONG MESSAGES = NO NO!

Having lots of fun on vacay,

Today it is Saturday

It's a beautiful day! As you can see, these posts are short but in fact while
Zoe is on vacation I am on vacation in New Mexico! The internet is VERY expensive
in this hotel so that explains one of the reason the posts are so boring. It
is very fun here! I am sure all of you miss Zoe and much as she misses you!

On my way to Florida

Hi everyone. I guess this is bye bye for a while. Zoe is going on a vacation for a while. She says she will miss you all. I am her uncle, and I am going to be random and wierd post for about a week so Zoe can get her prize.

Short Message

It is past my bedtime, it is a school, night and I JUST remembered that I haven't

updated my blog today. Bad combination.

The following will be a short summary of today :

I was tired during school and lucky for me we had P.E. today.

I had pizza at my BFF's house and when I came home there was pizza on the counter.

Today we lit up the big bulb in science through a circuit.

There was mold on my school lunch.

We got extra recess.

My BFF and I have the same coats and they got swapped by accident.

My book I am reading is really good!!! (The name of the book is Four Truths and a

Lie).Thanks for reading this really short message!

I have to get to bed. Bye!

Gone.

You guys will totally miss me.

My blogging carrier, ruined.

But this brilliant girl aka me thought of a plan!

Kind of.

It was my mom's idea partly. But it was partly my idea, too!

Anyways, back to the idea.

Everyday my uncle, who is incredibly funny and awesome, can post a simple sentence

like "Today is great day". And then when I come back from my vacation

I will go back and edit every post putting all that happened that day.

When we go I will be journaling everyday and taking tons of pictures

and then when I come back it will be like you were actually there!

I hope you like the ides, because I AM NOT, I mean NOT going to leave now.

Seriously.

I have posted every day this December and by golly I tend to keep it that way.

I won't give up.

I hope.

First Snow

SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!

It snowed!

Barely.

But still. The point IS, is that it snowed.

Yay!

*Does happy dance*

Has it snowed where you lived?

This will be a short post because the next post I am going to do has some really

important stuff on it so I don't care if you rate this post as boring (at the bottom

of the post you can rate it). Thanks for reading this exciting (which I make sound

boring!) post. Keep reading wonderful readers!

Pigsty no More

My room (otherwise known as The Pigsty) is now clean!

After hours of effort it is not The Pigsty anymore.

Which is sad because now what am I going name my room? The Spotless?

Lame.

So from now on my room will always be call The Pigsty.

Oh no!

I forgot to vacuum The Pigtsy!

After this post I guess it will be back to work Zoe.

Anyways.

NEWS TODAY:

I had to go to the Doctors office. My grandma took me and surprise, surprise of course it couldn't be a typical trip to the Doctor's office. Noooo. We ended up going to the Clinic right next to the building I was actually SUPPOSED to be going. But no, we jut HAD to go the one next door. No wonder it didn't seem familiar. And it just so happens I have been there before so I was in there computer system so we didn't have to fill out one of those sheets. My grandma. also obviously confused, asked the lady at the counter if she knew the Walk in Clinic (or something like that) and then the lady said "ooh you mean the" then she said some kind of clinic I couldn't make the words out of. My grandma knew that was not the right one either so we just sat down to wait. Lucky for us my mom didn't make an appointment for me or else I would have been in BIG trouble. Anyways, back to the story. It just so happens (again. So many coincidences aren't there?) that a girl name Taylor just canceled her appointment so I got to take her place! So the seconds I sat down and got my book out the called out "Zoe". Today I was a lucky duck. You know, I have always wondered why do they say lucky "duck"? I'd rather be something else for that matter. Maybe a beautiful cheetah or something exotic like that. Let's try that out shall we? Today I was a lucky cheetah. Much better. Thanks for reading today's news. This is *zoe K signing out.

Why I ❤ Blogs

I love reading blogs, let alone making blogs for these reasons -

*It lets you express yourself

*It improves your typing and writing and senses you to keep a eye out for things to blog about

*You can say whatever you want, when you want and no one can stop you!

*It is fun to have fans and readers.

*It keep your confidence level high.

*It's totally in style.

There are hundreds of things to say but it would take to long to

type them all! I highly recommended for you to have a blog of your own!

It is bundles of fun! Please rate this post at the bottom of the page.

Pictures of my Rocks

I have now done three post today/tonight.

This one is pretty short one, I just wanted to show you the pictures of the rocks I

painted at the Multi-Arts.









This is my strawberry I painted.









This is the fish I painted.













This is the ladybug I painted.










This is the hamburger I painted.






I hope you enjoyed looking!

Smiles ☺

Today I have done two post today and that I am very proud of because I am sick.

No, not sick of my life, I actually LOVE my life, I am actually sick.

Like sneezing and coughing and having a sore throat.

Except I am trying to have a positive attitude so I am trying to ignore

the fact that if I am not better in one week I am going to be sick

on the best vacation of my life! And why must you ask what the best vacation

of my life is it a trip to the Panama Canal, Belize and Costa Rica with my whole

family on a cruise with a big water slide! And if I don't get better soon

I will not even be able to enjoy it! Speaking of being sick on special

occasions, I have been sick on about four of my birthdays! How unfortunate.

But that isn't going to bring me down! I even had a good sign in my breakfast(here

is a picture of it) -




Say cheese!

Dreams, Crazy monkeys and Contest.

There are bad dreams, awesome dreams and the very typical weird dream.

Last night I had another weird dream.

As a matter of fact about 75% of my

dreams are weird. Let's just say it involved a crazy monkey

stealing my ice cream,

then selling it on eBay. The rest is just too

weird to explain. Anyways,

lately I have been feeling not good at all.

In other words, sick. And I

STILL have to clean my room also know as

my pigsty; you don't want to see it.

Have you noticed anything new on my blog?

Including, "Blog pic" and how

everyday I have a new music video. Anyhoodle.

Believe in your dreams!!!

Except the bad ones or the weird ones.

Have you ever heard the saying

"i before e except after c"?

Don't listen to it. Tell you what?

Whoever finds out which word on this post

that doesn't follow the rule

"i before e except after c" will get a special surprise!

Comment the answer if you

find it! Oh and speaking of

crazy monkeys there is a website called

www.crazymonkeygames.com ,it is loaded with games.

Kind of stupid in my opinion.

There were exactly seven commas on this post if you count this thing - ;

Friday!

To celebrate this lovely Friday evening I am going to sing

you a song, which I did NOT make up (it is my old school's song we sang every

Friday) :

Wake up my dear

Wake up, wake up, it's here

It's Friday, la la la la la

We made it ha ha ha ha ha

Wake up my dear

Wake up, wake up, it's here

F-R-I- *clap, clap, clap* D-A-Y *clap, clap, clap*

*Spell the following quickly* F-r-i-d-a-y, F-r-i-d-a-y, FRIDAY!

Wake up my dear

Wake up, wake up, it's here!


Some day that song will be famous. Maybe. Okay, fine, it won't be,

but I can dream, right? Wow, that sentence had a lot of commas. Speaking

of commas, I use them all of the time! Read one of my post and count all

of the commas! In fact I am going to count right now...(counting)...twelve, now

thirteen because of the one I just did.

Thank you, thank you very much!!! (Elvis imitation)

Keep reading!

Five Minutes

Once again, hi.

Today me and my friend Vicky, were playing soccer at afternoon recess.

Our class was being loud so the class had to stay inside for about seven minutes

out of our twenty minutes of recess! And to top it off, while we

were playing soccer Vicky fell on her leg, and her leg is where she

got hurt yesterday when we were playing soccer in her backyard! She had yo sit down

for a bit so we only had about nine minutes of recess. PLUS, I had to

go to the bathroom so that took a couple minutes, and then the second

I came back SHE had to go the bathroom! Over all we had like five minutes

of recess!!! How horrible is that? I mean really...

Rocks Rock

At Multi-Arts, quite a while ago, my friend and I painted some rocks

at a rock painting class they had. No, they were not regular rocks.

They were actually surprising big!


Once ( you COULD say this is experience, but you would be exaggerating a bit! ) a VERY

long while ago, my friend and I painted miniature rocks we found in my backyard.

And no, we didn't put a desighn or anything like that on them because they were too

small! Literally, they were at most two inches! Anyways, I just wanted to give you

a heads up that soon I am going to be posting pictures of all four

rocks I had made. Rocks really do rock! Unless you get hit with them!

Always expect the unexpected, which I find completely and utterly

hard to do.

Eveybody dance now!

Today I have dance...

That is good....and bad.

I mean I LIKE dance but right now I am totally and completely exhausted!

I mean seriously, first it is school and then I have to follow

step by step instructions? Let's review, shall we?

Step, Step, Leap, Step, Step.

Lovely, isn't it?

Anyways, it is pretty fun, considering I'm with all my friends, plus I have doing

since I was three! It is very good for your mind and muscles, too.

Thanks for reading everyone!

Finding Time

Hi!

This is Zoe...I assume you know that.

Anyways, I am so busy these days it is so hard to find time for my blog!

But as you have seen I have obviously found time for it, and I hope

to keep it that way. Thanks for reading everybody.

Keep reading, too.